"Ventibate just saved someone's life today. Instead of bashing in the skull of that stupid fuck who cut me off I can post this here instead."
No Need For Introductions
I've read about girls like you on the backs of toilet doors.
For people like you, there is no such thing as an early grave. You wanted to gut my ...
Girls who think they are fat
I am so freakin' sick of girls who aren't even fat saying that they are. I want to kick them. My girlfriend says that she is fat all of the time an...
Getting Head
As a guy I love foreplay, giving head to orgasm. I guess it is a power/pleasure thing for me giving it. I have been happily married to a great woma...
My Coke...
Is in a woman's nasal cavity. I don't use, but she does, and she means evrything to me. I love her, and she loves me, almost as much as the powder....
To all homosexuals that...
Keep feeling the need to openly show everyone how gay they are, guess what faggot, we get it and understand you're gay, stay in the fukin' closet s...
Pffff w/e
To sis,
Bitch plzzz, You always fill the tank up because your the dumbass that works so far away, Oh i wrk nights blah blah blah, bitch your a ...
Crazy Girlfriend
Ok, what do I do? I started dating my girlfriend the beginning of my Eight Grade year. We got along really good and everything was going great. But...
Bad choice?
So here it is, ive decided to do something bad.
theres this girl i was seeing for a brief period and i really really liked her alot. but it was a...
Parents are annoying
Yes, so this is another whiney teenage rant. Get over it. Parents are so annoying. I am never allowed to do anything, ever, because i got caught dr...
Susan B. Komen
Fuck the Susan Komen fund. I am not donating ANY money to a fucking cause that ONLY singles out women. What about the men and children that have ...
I hope the murderer OJ Simpson gets convicted
Piece of shit gets away with murder, all black jury had nothing to do with it... HUH??? Maybe we will all get lucky and they'll reopen the case wit...
My boyfriend is an idiot
Hi babe its me your girlfriend. You know, the stupid one thats been with you for three years now? Yeah just wanted to say THANK YOU for forgetting ...
Not my fault!
Ugh, mum, how EXACTLY is it my fault when you choose to leave at 5 to 9 to walk to the bus station, and expect to be there for 5 past when you KNOW...
I'm tired of all the arm chair politicians in this country
Is the bailout a good thing or not? Fuck if I know, I'm not an economist and my crystal ball is broken and since even the experts can't agree how a...
Make me sick
Ok....
I am dating this girl and we live together. We have only been dating for 5 months. I know she has some history of being kind of like a slu...
PETA wants Ben & Jerry's to start using Human Breast Milk in Ice Cream
I can not believe these wacks actually sit around a table and come up with this bullshit. This beats the beer is better than milk idea a few years ...
Asshole fans
What the fuck is up with fans who try to push their team on you. Aka: Ohio state, raiders, red sox, patriots, cowboys, eagles, lakers, celtics, ya...
Don't Vote
There are people all around my campus promoting the need to vote. On every corner there are student advocates with clip boards asking us if we can ...
Screw all towel heads and their religious bullshit
How much more terrorism does this world need from these subhumans? They have been fighting their so called "holy wars" for over 3000 years, and wha...
No smell
I am so fucking sick of this. I was born with no sense of smell (anosmia) and I hate it! I can't smell ANYTHING! Sure it means I don't have to smel...
Eating and smelling up the house
I had some orange ruffy fish, a spinich salad, 2 glasses of milk, a peanut butter and honey sandwich, 2 slices of cucumbers, a low fat slice of che...
Me America!!!!
Me no like people make fun of me!!!!!! Gllllaaaarrrrgggghhhh!!! Me get angry and smash!!!!!! Blllleeaaaarrrgghhhh!!! Me wave flag and put sticker o...
An Open Letter
To all the degenerates/alcoholics/homeless/what-have-you:
I know that sometimes, circumstances that could be beyond your control could necessitat...
Girlfirend's dad is a prick
Sometimes i wonder why he's such a dickhead. him and his wife. they both look down on my family because we arent rolling our spoiled white asses ...
Hot women
Why the fuck is so hard to find a good looking woman who just wants to fuck! I am so sick of these woman out there that want to be whined and dine...